jaimelauren:

the best part about being in love with jason segel is that, you know, i’ve already seen his wang and shit. not, like, that’s a big deal, but it’s nice to know that one day we’re not going to be all WHOAAA YOU HAVE A NINE INCH WEEN! THAT’S WEIRD AND AWKWARD A BIT.

i mean, haven’t we all been there?

I guess I can say the same thing about Vanessa Hudgens now… well except the ween part. Definitely no ween in those pics.