February 2011
1 post
January 2010
1 post
This could be your next lady guys!
Taken from a Facebook about me of a former classmate of mine:
im a single mom just trying to live my life n find that special person that i can love n be happy w forever.ive been through a lot n just want to get out of the bad and in with the good!!!!
Don’t come all at once boys!
December 2009
1 post
September 2009
2 posts
Maria Hernandez?!?!
I love how I keep getting porn spam email from people with hispanic names as the sender. What did we send that down to Mexico too? It gets my hopes up for a split second that one of my old puerto rican girlfriends found me on the internet.
August 2009
5 posts
Guys, I am taking the rest of the year off!
5 more months of unemployment insurance! Thanks Obama!
Now get me free healthcare too so I don’t ever have to go back to work.
geeze
kiki-pedia:
I really hope that I don’t turn into some dorkass 30-something one day that doesn’t have a clue about anything. That would suck.
Me too!! Wait….
get real guide to dating
jaimelauren:
no, but seriously, i had some get real girl talk tonight about bro’s in new york and shit, and man, we just came to the conclusion that y’all are slobs and your battleship is sunk. i can’t even remember the last time i was on a date. actually, i was never on a date. no one has ever taken me out for a lovely evening of dinner and fun. i’m probably sure that with whatever guy it was...
May 2009
5 posts
I told jamie that I'd go to the abortion clinic...
oregonjon:
Of course I’ll be blasting ben folds five’s classic “brick,” and live blogging the whole thing.
I’ll be videotaping the whole thing for a documentary, probably getting arrested after fist-fighting abortion protesters.
April 2009
10 posts
Things that shouldn't exist
#1. Blockbuster- seriously? If you aren’t either downloading movies or getting them via netflix, you are just a mark.
Real men don't wear jeans? →
“This is not complicated. For men, sartorial good taste can be reduced to one rule: If Fred Astaire would not have worn it, don’t wear it. For women, substitute Grace Kelly.”
Listen up hipsters! George F. Will wants you to grow up. Unfortunately, I think he overestimates your knowledge of Fred Astaire and Grace Kelly.
once again... my people.
jaimelauren:
“From what I can gather, this soup is only prepared at Easter, and my theory is that it’s because the Poles need to build their strength for the Easter Monday festivities of Śmingus Dyngus, where everyone runs around town throwing water on each other. It’s said girls who get soaked will marry within a year.” via bitten
Let’s get Jaime soaked this year. She needs to settle down...
It's a Scam
If it looks like a scam and smells like a scam and feels like a scam and tastes like a scame and sounds like a scam and you think it’s a scam. It’s a scam.
March 2009
3 posts
